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🗣️🗣️🗣️“AND WE RUN!!!!”
IN I KNOW PLACES!!!
“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”
Well done NHL. Another tick in the ‘reasons why old white men need to die’ column.
“Players shall not be put in the position of having to demonstrate (or where they may be appearing to demonstrate) personal support for any Special Initiatives.” Okay so what happens if a player doesn’t want to wear a military jersey because I guarantee you the first one to say they won’t is going to get obliterated on social media.
As a hockey fan not from North America, it is my absolute least favourite night on the calendar because it’s such a farce. ‘Land of the free and the home of the brave.’ more like land of the highest incarceration rates per capita and home of the PTSD ex military who now can’t afford proper health care because the government doesn’t give a shit about anyone except the 1%.
What a joke.
I need some snarky, too-important-to-the-team-to-bench, young whipper snapper of a player to be like ‘fuck all y’all’ and use pride tape anyway. What’s a $5,000 fine to these guys making millions, for a good cause?
BARBIE
2023, dir. Greta Gerwig
give the man an oscar.
sophie turner and taylor swift now have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
does anyone else have those crippling moments where you’re so consumed by how lonely you are that you can’t help but feel like you’re going to spend your entire life alone or is it just me
I have this skill where I hear one note of a Taylor Swift song somewhere in public and my spine straightens and my head tilts up like I am the goddamn winter soldier being activated but instead of going on a murder spree I just say to my friends "Taylor Swift is playing" and they think I'm insane
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
did you ever hear about the girl who lives in delusion
taylor swift is actually for the girls who were known but never popular, fit in with many friend groups but never in the group chats, talked to at school but never invited to the parties, for the girls who have friends but still feel lonely because they were never their best friends favorites
STARS TO THE SECOND ROUND
karma is my boyfriend (i am single) karma is a god (low-key don't believe in god) karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend (i've never had a good hair day) karma's a relaxing thought (i'm constantly anxious)
don’t you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just
